I like music and beer and men and girl butts and pretty things and stupid shit, and funny stuff, heartwarming lovely things, and really cool pictures of space.
I'm not really good at this tumblr thing, but message me and shit, because I might say something cool.
League of Legends is my main game right now. I'll play just about any role, add me if you want. IGN: SwiiingWilder
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: infamous-bydesign)
What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff
but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
well what a shitty fanfiction this is
it doesn’t even have smut
January 14th
(Source: theceilingjournals)
(Source: everyday-cute)
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
but how do i get them out
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(Source: supernaturaldaily)
I couldn’t help myself.
hey look it got even BETTER
I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
when i killed your brother i talked juuust liiiike thiiiiiiiiiiiis
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) intends to run for president — of the United States — and he’s been a guest on Alex Jones’ show.
In other words, the guy raising the specter of Obama using “weather weapons” to kill Oklahomans is the same guy helping influence several Republican policymakers in 2013.
Maybe it’s just me, but I find that rather alarming.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
i havent done comics in a while which is silly since im a comic artist
ugh cake
THE STRAWBERRIES ARE WEARING TUXES
THE STRAWBERRIES
ARE WEARING TUXES
*drools*
(Source: themadmaninabluebox)